ASL: 45, Male, London

I was hungrily waiting for my dinner to cook one humid evening when one of my lady friends called me up on my cell phone. Here is the conversation.

Says she: Are you online? I’m chatting with a guy at the moment and I want you to chat with him too..He sounds nice, 45 years old businessman from London. I kind of introduced you to him and he said he’s interested to meet you. I told him you are kind, single …. I can’t chat with him coz I’m getting married soon!!..... you know that, don’t you...... Oh!, don’t say that..I love my boyfriend... there's no way I would entertain another guy. Ill give him your chat ID name, ok?

Me: No, I’m not online. I’m in the kitchen at the moment trying to find something of sustenance to ease my hunger. ...But, wait a minute….why are you selling me to him?. Why don’t you build yourself up and keep him to yourself?... Ow! Come on, even married people get sidetracked most of the time. You are still officially single....

Really?Then why are you chatting online? (I didn’t let her hear this last line) .

Ok, ok,,I’ll be online in about thirty minutes..I’ll just take a quick bite and I'll talk to your new guy. :D

I decided to take my time, since I don’t want to give the impression that I’m so eager to meet this London guy. I chewed my food prettily and went to listen to Il Divo after dinner and fell asleep. Their music is good. I woke up feeling the sweltering summer heat....It was terribly hot and humid on this side of the planet.

I got up, signed-in online and there, popped the off lines from my friend and one named malelondon.

Me: hi, I’m the friend of your friend..The lady you chatted to earlier . Are you still there?

Malelondon: hi, yes, I’m still here. I’ve talked to your friend and she told me about you. Can you tell me about yourself?.....your hobby? Can I see you on the webcam? I’m looking for attractive, sexy hot gf. ....Yes, I live in London. I’m a businessman. Yes, I’ll show you my cam..wait a minute pls…

Me: uhmm…I have a lot of hobbies,,but my favorite of all is reading/analyzing strangers. Sorry I don’t have a cam, but I have pics. What are you searching for ? I’m not sure if I look attractive to you, or sexy but I am hot! I’m sure of that ;) .......Be a gentleman, let me see you first on the webcam then Ill show you what I’ve got.

Before I could snore on top of the keyboard, this guy’s cam appeared on my screen. If there is a time shorter than a second, I swear it was that length of time that I wanted to close my eyes as soon as his face came to view.

The nerve of this guy looking for attractive, sexy hot gf! I wish to tell the gentleman to be practical. . If you don’t have what it takes to tickle a woman’s fancy , stick to your kind. But of course, I kept it to myself..It’s always pay to be nice . I quickly minimize his cam and I said..

Me: ok..here’s my pic. I’m sorry, it took so long..you see, I'm trying to find the picture showing my best angle, my best shot. This picture, that’s the sexiest I got. Sorry...

Malelondon: You lood good..do you have any more sexy pics? Do you have have a bf? Are you still there? Hello?..

Me: yes,.. (After along deep breath) ..yes, I already have a bf but …. honestly you aren’t my type. Wish you luck in your search and best wishes.

Malelondon: that’s ok. I understand. I wish you luck too. It was a pleasure chatting to you. Bye and take care.

I almost cried when he said goodbye. His reaction to rejection is very cool. All in all, he’s a nice guy. ..especially that last portion when he said “That’s ok”…I know how it feels to be rejected..It hurts like hell! I think I only beat him into saying “you are not my type” . Maybe he’s just being a gentleman and waited for me to get bored.... You think?